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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour? Pupil: Because it can't sit down!"

"Are you a witch? Cause I heard you like riding broomsticks."

"19 and 20 got into a fight 21"

"""Let the chips fall where they may."" -My kids when they're eating chips on the couch."

"What did the octogenarian pirate say? Arr matey!"

"I'm not paying any more child support. His posture hasn't improved at all."

"You know those slices of American cheese you get from the supermarket? You're not going to be able to buy those anymore. Since Trump is going to make America grate again, apparently."

"My dog died recently. It was really hard for the whole family. But it was even harder to flush her down the toilet."

"Why does the bass fart a half-tone flatter than every other fish? He's got a **b** in front of his ass"

"You shouldn't make fun of people who use Viagra. It's hard enough for them already."