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Joke of the Day

"Having no clue about human anatomy is my Achilles Elbow."

"When I get to my deathbed.... I hope it's a tempurpedic."

"My girlfriend cheated on me. She damn near broke my back."

"Why was Obama so disappointed when he went to a screening of The Men Who Stare At Goats Being a Muslim, he thought there would be more romance."

"What did the sadist do to the masochist? Nothing."

"What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ? He went down really well !"

"Yesterday I burnt my food so black... ... it stole my bike."

"If Trump wins after Obama leaves office... Does that mean that orange really is the new black?"

"I heard that boomerangs are becoming popular again... They're really making a comeback!"

"Remember when Taco Bell's slogan was ""run for the border""? Doesn't that seem really racist now... that would be like KFC's slogan being ""go back to Africa"""