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Joke of the Day
"If Trump wins after Obama leaves office... Does that mean that orange really is the new black?"
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"Cheez-Its are hands down the BEST cheese flavored pronouns."
"Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates. They'll kill your dog."
"Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good? Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border."
"Did you fall from Haven? Me: ""Girl, did you fall from heaven?"" Her: ""Don't even think about it?"" Me: ""...because Satan did"""
"""Welcome to the future. Let me show you around. Here's the bathroom. This is a robot that we invented that screams at your wet hands."""
"Young woman... There was a young lady from Exeter, So lovely the men all craned their necks at 'er. But only one was so brave as to take out and wave The distinguishing mark of his sex at 'er."
"Why are pills white ? Because they work."
"Don't you dare dry your hands on my decorative towels you piece of shit."