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Joke of the Day

"What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse? A tale of whoa!"

"My favorite tree died earlier. Now I have mourning wood."

"The clinic asked me why I had written an incorrect blood type on my form I told them it was Typo"

"Did you hear about the kindergartener with a bad knee? He needed a kid knee transplant."

"The hands that help others in need are holier than the lips that pray."

"Me: Woohoo, I survived Thanksgiving! I can relax now. Anxiety: Haha...Christmas."

"What is the biggest joke? Reddit."

"Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes they couldn't find a crane strong enough to lift her face!"

"Are you dylsexic? Probably."

"What does a cow and 9/11 have in common? We love to milk the shit out of it"