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Joke of the Day
"Where does Santa keep his nuts? In his nutsack..."
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"moron: ""duhh, i hate taco bell, every time i go there i get diarrhea"" me: try getting tacos instead, genius"
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"*knock knock* ""Are you a Jehovah's Witness""?"
"My therapist told me that I'm bad at admitting my flaws. I am not!"
"Black Lives Matter. Of course they do. How else would we keep score?"
"Cheesy Christmas Jokes? Does any one know any really cheesy but actually really funny christmas jokes? short ones as they are easier to send? struggling to think of any myself"
"My friend asked me what I thought about internet message boards. I said, I'm all forum."
"The other day someone asked me what the capital of greece was.... My answer of ""i dont know, about ten dollars?"" was not acceptable."