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Joke of the Day

"The other day someone asked me what the capital of greece was.... My answer of ""i dont know, about ten dollars?"" was not acceptable."

"What do you call a gay Russian? erosexual"

"I now win almost every argument with my zombie girlfriend I just give her a little piece of my mind!"

"You know what isn't a joke? Hitlers gas bill."

"Me: Why does it take you forever to text me back? *3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about?"

"A cat got run over A little boy told his teacher that his cat got run over its ass and the teacher said its thats terrible but its called a rectum. the boy said: rectum? it near killed him."

"I was thinking about becoming a Muslim, I met a guy online that told me I could get a free vest if I signed up."

"What is Jamaica's favorite TV series? The Walking Dread"

"That moment when you laugh so much about your friends joke you end up farting accidently."

"Just found a pill in the bottom of my purse. Have no clue what it is, but I'm real excited to take it and see what happens."