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Joke of the Day

"Q: How are women and rocks alike? A: You skip across the flat ones."

"I'm starting a Kickstarter to bring a lion from Africa and let it loose in a dentist's office."

"What do you call a large bread disco? [deleted]"

"I just got a new job working for R.E.M. . . . I'm expecting a generous Michael Stipend."

"Hunters Two hunters are in the woods. One passes out, so the other calls 911. ""How may we assist you?"" ""I think my friend is dead."" ""Make sure he's dead."" *Bang* ""Done."""

"A CRAZY PERSON IN THE WOODS Q: How does a crazy person travel through the woods? A: They take the psychopath."

"did you watch the obese fashion show? they had some pretty good role models"

"Just saw Snow White working at Lady Foot Locker, she was looking hot, seriously, she was the fairest of the mall."

"What's the biggest difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste."

"What do you call your whore mother? NASS"