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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the joke walk? It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)"
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"I'd really, really love to adopt a kid some day. Abort* Sorry, I hate auto correct."
"What if im actually attractive and hot girls just think im out of their league?"
"In bed my wife calls my Jimmy John's. I cum freaky fast."
"What's the best kind of bee? Boo-bees"
"What do you call a black guy that you can't see at night? Incognegro."
"What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common? Angry heifers."
"How do you catch a Polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice, place peas around the hole and when the Polar bear comes up to take a pea, you kick it in the icehole. :)"
"I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift.. But I couldn't find a manual."
"Autocorrect just changed my kissy face emoji to ""stop it you're 37"" then powered down my phone."