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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? He just made it across and his buddy was like BAACk BAACK."
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"A moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic, trying to get to the gym, to ride stationary bikes..."
"I went to the paralympics Came away with atrophy wife"
"""OEDIPUS!"" Oedipus' mother screamed. ""I'M COMING!"" Oedipus screamed back. ""So soon?"""
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"Don't think you're immune. We're all just a whim away from singing ""The Lion Sleeps Tonight."" Yes, a whim away...a whim away...a whim away."