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Joke of the Day
"[NSFW] what did the leper say to the hooker? Keep the tip"
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"what did the egg say to the boiling water? i dont know how long its going to take me to get hard i just got laid by a chick"
"Levi's commercial idea. A man lay dead on the ground. Another man stands over him. The camera pushes in slowly on the killer's face. Levi's"
"Carefully choosing my grocery check out line based on the back of who's head I want to beam hate into for the next 15 minutes."
"If a feminist has 15 cupcakes And she eats 13 of them, why is she wearing leggins?"
"Damn baby, you make me feel like the economic times during Martin Van Buren's Presidency. Hard."
"What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty?"
"I got 99 karma but link ain't one."
"What do you call a berry with a sore throat? A raspberry!"
"[in ambulance] ""Sir, do you know your blood type?"" ""Yeah [coughs & points to wound] red."""