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Joke of the Day

"He and I were best friends and roommates, so sex was never on the table. It was always on the couch, the bed, and the floor. Come on, we *eat* there."

"What's the deal with Arab Airlines food... Emirate?"

"Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana BATMAN! Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana BATMAN! -Me, sorting through my grandma's mail."

"Dad Slapped me For my Bad Skilled Jokes"

"Star Wars Joke. How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel? 2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit."

"How many dull people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One."

"What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette."

"Scientists have created a mutant version of the deadly 1918 Spanish flu virus in an effort to better understand how pandemics start. I'm not a scientist, but this is how pandemics start."

"Anyone hungry? I read there's some leftover cat."

"A cashier asks a feminist, "" Cash or credit?"" She replies: "" Did you just assume my tender?"""