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Joke of the Day
"A headbanger guitar is best made of heavy metal"
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"What do you call an Italian without arms A speech impediment!"
"2 condoms are walking down the street and pass a gay bar... One turns to the other and says ""Hey, you wanna go get shit faced?"""
"A survey recently revealed that 50% of people shit in the shower, do you know what the other 50% do? I didn't think so you filthy twat!"
"Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist? He got off on a technicality."
"They say kids grow up fast but I just licked my thumb & wiped my son's face so parents grow up fast too. I've already become my grandmother."
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"Joss Whedon should open his own version of a Tractor Supply store, with gardening and animal supplies ... ... he could call it Whedon Feed 'n Weed-n-feed"
"Two lawyers walk into a bar. The third one ducks."
"What's the difference between an oral thermometer and an anal thermometer? The taste."