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Joke of the Day

"Doctor will I be able to play piano after the procedure? Doctor: Yes, I don't see why not. Patient: That's wonderful I could never play piano before!"

"Why did the plant get sentenced to death? Cause bush did 9/11"

"Hey Joseph, Why you Stalin?"

"So I called the suicide hotline earlier... I was answered with, ""Thank you for calling Mr. Archipelago0. We will be processing your request shortly."""

"If I'm ever reincarnated I hope I get to be a bear because I'll be like ""stop playing dead, I used to be human. That shits not gonna work!"""

"I wanted to submit a Indian sports joke... But all it got was crickets."

"Why don't Australians have sex? Because they mate. ...I'll let myself out."

"My boss just told me that I'm doing the work of three men... Moe, Larry and Curly"

"Interviewer: how do you feel about traveling? Me: oh I dont know, I mean I just met you"

"Why do black people have white palms? There's a little bit of good in everybody"