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Joke of the Day
"Why do redditors hate Ellen Pao as CEO? It was the Wong choice"
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"In the new version of Star Wars, Harrison Ford slowly flies the Millenium Falcon in the left lane with the turn signal on"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Balanchine ! Balachine who ? Balachine act !"
"Dead Alive Other"
"""Please note that WinRAR is not free software. After a 40 day trial period you must either buy a license or remove it from your computer."""
"What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal? Darth Vader."
"Today, my teacher stated that he used to work for NASA. He told that class that he became a teacher because it paid more."
"If you want to play frisbee Buy a frozen pizza instead of a frisbee And when you get hungry from playing frisbee Eat your frisbee"
"why dont women drive? because theres not road from the bed room to the kitchen"
"Child services told me to stop using cigarettes as they are harming my children Fair enough, I'll just use an Ash tray"