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Joke of the Day
"Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party? Because nobody likes his company!"
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"Judging by my handwriting possible future career choices include doctor or kindergartner."
"What to Australian Trains use as fuel? Coal-Ala"
"So I went to the club last night and asked a German girl for her number... and you'll never believe it! Her number is 999-999-9999!"
"Former boy scout leader goes shopping A former boy scout leader goes shopping. He sits down and grabs his beef jerky. ""Tastes like boy scouts,"" he says."
"My son's default mode is ""protester being dragged out of a political rally."""
"So my friend told me the other day that he was gunna start studying abroad... ...but no matter how many times I asked, he wouldn't tell me her name!"
"""This is the fourth lot of bacon to go missing this week. It can only mean one thing."" ""What's that Sarge?"" ""Someone's building a pig."""
"Why do cannibals make suitcases out of peoples heads? Because they're headcases !"
"I have insomnia. I have insomnia My doctor says it's very common and that I shouldn't lose any sleep over it."