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Joke of the Day
"Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party? Because nobody likes his company!"
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"I'm going to find a cure for blindness. YOU'LL SEE! YOU'LL ALL SEE!"
"What is a computer programmer's favorite moon? Io"
"WhatsApp..... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person says: hi"
"When she moans ""deeper"", but... you've run out of government secrets."
"What does going down on an old woman and a pork pie have in common? You have to bite the crust and lick out the jelly before you get the meaty bit."
"I cut butter with a regular knife and now it won't stop crying like a little bitch."
"My dad told what the capital of Greece actually is. It's Fathens."
"I believe every child should be given a chance... ...and that's why if they can guess the number I'm thinking of, I'll let them go..."
"Did you hear about the autistic guy that sat on his food at Fuddrucker's? Turns out he just had Aspergers."