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Joke of the Day
"Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters? To hunt for their food."
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"What is the difference between 'Ignorance' and 'Apathy'? I don't know, and I don't care!"
"Jewish kid asks his father for $50 ... His father replies: ""Forty dollars?! What do you need thirty dollars for?!"""
"Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body, He's all right now."
"What is worse than ants in your pants? ......... Uncles."
"What's the difference between Santa Clause and a Pedophile? Nothing, they both like to unload their sacks while pleasuring children."
"Children in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark cause children."
"Where would you park your camel? The Camelot. PS Booze helped with this and now I'm laughing alone in my apartment Edit: Went to class, came back, saw this. Me and my cat are thoroughly pleased."
"I saw some crippled kid getting picked on the other day... He got kinda upset with me when I told him to stand up for himself."
"How is college like a woman? It takes forever to get in, and nine months later you wish you hadn't come."