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Joke of the Day
"Girl you remind me of a... (insert insult here)"
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"Everyone seems to like tinman from wizard of oz... But I can't stannum.>_>"
"Accidentally dropped a magic mushroom in my cats litter box & now he's laying across the driveway staring at the stars & quoting Kierkegaard"
"What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use? Bissell"
"What's the worst thing a woman can hear after giving Willie Nelson a blow job? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""
"A cannibal is just a foodie who likes other foodies."
"Funny shaped potato joke Q: What do you call a penis-shaped potato? A: A ""Dick-tatter""."
"*Runs 6 miles* *Adds Kenyan to resume*"
"Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking? Crimea River"
"Jesus take the wheel...let the clutch out easy [car dies] Wow, water to wine but no manual transmission Jesus: Don't test my mercy"