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Joke of the Day

"Wife:Stop watching porn Wife: (shouting) Stop watching porn, I can hear it in the kitchen . . . . . Husband: . . . . I'm not, it's Sharapova vs Serena... I'm watching tennis...."

"First World Problems Mi atocoreect is brokan."

"Why is yogurt always in debt? Because it's Greek."

"Spiderman: Can I be in The Avengers now? Captain America: Um sure. Spiderman: What should I do? Iron Man: You're in charge of web design."

"Double standards are the worst. I mean, if a girl sleeps with lots of guys, she's considered a slut. But when a guy does it, he's considered a homosexual."

"""I was going to attend the clairvoyants meeting..."" ""...but it was canceled due to unforeseen events."""

"What's the difference between starlings and swallows? Your mum doesn't starlings."

"Heard about the new low fat comminion wafer? it's called ""I can't believe it's not Jesus"""

"How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? LET'S GO RIDE OUR BIKES!!"

"You know what I like better than a good non-sequitur? ."