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Joke of the Day
"How does Moses make his tea... ... Hebrews it"
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"Yes, you're drawing your eyebrows too high. Don't look so surprised."
"I have a new word for vibrator ... selfie stick"
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Gagsalotofdong"
"Donald Trump is 69. Let's hope the death trend carries on. Third time's the charm."
"I'm abandoning Obamacare for Bidencare. Everyone gets a sixer of Natty Light, 2 copies of Hustler from 1978 and a VHS copy of Caddyshack."
"If someone honks at you in traffic, honk back and yell ""HEY, OUR CARS ARE TALKING!"""
"Please pray for me as I make the difficult transition from pumpkin spice to eggnog lattes."
"What's Medusa's favorite kind of cheese? Gorgonzola."
"What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside? A hot dog."