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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside? A hot dog."
Next Joke
"What does a girl have in common with a camel? They both have a camel toe."
"My Grandpa died in a concentration camp.. He fell off of his guard tower.."
"I played Lady Gaga at Texas hold 'em. I lost because I fucking suck at cards."
"A Jehovah Witness Knock-Knock joke: KNOCK KNOCK.."
"Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street? They might be laced with something.."
"My shoes were meant for each other They're sole-mates"
"What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day? A wet one."
"Where do you see yourself in 5 years? I don't know. I don't have 2020 Vision."
"dying to have A guy goes into bar and says to the bartender."" I'm dying to have sex in the worst way. The bartender says "" Well, the worst way I can think of is standing up in a hammock."""