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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Gagsalotofdong"
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"Help 9-1-1! I just found my husband! He's been drugged in his coffee and then stabbed with a pen knife but that didn't work and then shot!"
"What's the difference between Trump and Bush? Trump builds towers and Bush knocks them down."
"I destroyed this girls life with my dick tonight I didn't tell her I had advanced HIV"
"The easiest way to confuse a man is to wear a straight jacket that accentuates your cleavage."
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"""Hold the door!!!"" ""What door?"""
"Whats the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock down your throat."
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