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Joke of the Day
"I just put a bottle antifreeze in the freezer. Place your bets now."
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"9am: Very busy day today, I need to focus & stay off the internet 1pm: did you know that Texas has the largest population of prairie dogs?"
"Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek? 'cause nobody would be looking for them."
"Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!"
"Good news! That lump I found in my breast turned out to be a Skittle."
"Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion! "
"What do you mean I can't change the past? *logs on to Wikipedia*"
"[Genie] Last wish idiot, impress me. [Me] I want Morgan Freeman to narrate my eulogy [drops dead] [Morgan Freeman] He was an idiot."
"Why does Carlos Mencia love r/jokes? Reposts are allowed."
"Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises."