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Joke of the Day
"I was braised by wild cannibals."
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"no pun intended if you heard a dozen puns and only thought two of them were funny, does that mean no pun in ten did make you laugh"
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"Q: What is Mozart doing right now? A: Decomposing."
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"Doing a suicide attack is... ...a once-in-a-lifetime experience."