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Joke of the Day

"*shipwrecked diary* Day 1: alone, doing well. Mentally sound. Met a crab Day 2: I have married the crab. Day 3: I have eaten my wife."

"What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla? Anything it wants!"

"What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him? ""Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"""

"If a poison expires, Will it be more poisonous or less poisonous?"

"""These boobs are made for walking!"" -Inventor of FootBoobs."

"What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you? A buffa*loan.*"

"English is weird.. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. Edit: R.I.P My inbox"

"What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito? Your mom doesn't stop sucking when I smack her"

"Charlie couldn't believe he was being allowed into the Chocolate Factory His girlfriend had been so against it for years"

"Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses."