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Joke of the Day
"What did the college junior say just before her toe was cut off? NO PLEASE DON'T CUT OFF MY TOE!"
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"Humpty Dumpty Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall."
"What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller? Flatman and Ribbon."
"What has a bottom at the top? legs"
"Three Nuns Walked Into A Bar The fourth one ducked."
"What word isn't in the Bat-dictionary? Killing, unless your talking about his parents"
"What is the worst part about being socially anxious and trying to tell a joke to a group of people? You'll probably punch up the fuck line."
"What is the difference between catholic priest and acne? An acne doesn't come on boy's face until he's 13."
"What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends? Cannelonely!"
"why are bouquets only for flowers? why not a bouquet of hot dogs. or a bouquet of hot dogs with ketchup. or a bouquet of hot dogs with musta"