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Joke of the Day
"TIL Elon Musk has an evil twin that commits crimes every evening. His name is Felon Dusk."
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"I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like--it was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato."
"I was so happy it only took me seven days to complete this puzzle! The box said it would take 2-4 years."
"What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ? An elephant with hiccups !"
"Two utensils are laying in bed... One turns to the other and says ""wanna spoon?"" The other replied, ""no, I'd rather fork."""
"If a girl stabbed me on our first date, how many days should I wait to ask her out again?"
"Question: What is your ""It is so cold outside..."" joke?"
"How do you know if a chef is also a mathematician.. ...the proof is in the pudding..."
"judas: yo jesus: sup judas [hiding crocs behind back]: would u like if someone bought you crocs jesus: id rather be betrayed lmao judas: wow"
"A man dedicated his life to tying bits of string together. Unfortunately, it was all for knot."