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Joke of the Day

"On soy milk cartons, the missing kids are always named ""Skylar"" and were last seen getting into a Prius"

"Oprah and Hilary have a backup plan if trump wins The catcher in the rye is going to be featured in Oprah's book club"

"what do you call gay paramedics? First-AIDS"

"You know what they say about guys with small hands... They draw small crowds."

"ME: So are you gonna put it in me or what NURSE: Sir it's a blood draw please stop saying that"

"Were you born on Highway 22? Because I heard alot of accidents happened there."

"Strange that the people who make duck face in photos are the same ones who always refuse to eat bread"

"I don't understand all of this Chris Brown hype. After all his music isn't even that good, his only decent hit was Rihanna."

"I told my girlfriend that we should play trains... All she'd have to do is sit on my face. Then ill ""Chew chew"". // not my joke //"

"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink"