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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I get a stack of job applications, I throw half of them in the garbage I don't want unlucky people working for me"

"Drunk texts are only fun if you're the one sending them. With that said, I'm having a blast right now."

"I created a new word Plagiarism *just like 80% of the jokes on this page wink wink*"

"What do you call 2 Nuns & a Cheerleader? 2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever"

"So...Donald Trump was on The View today. I kept rewinding it and watching it trying to spot Elizabeth Hasselbeck's boner."

"There really should be awards for getting out of bed."

"I'm not worried about the Third World War. That's the Third World's Problem."

"Your mom is so dumb.... She tried to climb Mountain Dew"

"Finding old food in your teeth is preferable to finding a pen in your fat rolls that's been there since you did a crossword three weeks ago."

"We should have a horse for president. All in favor say 'neigh'."