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Joke of the Day

"So...Donald Trump was on The View today. I kept rewinding it and watching it trying to spot Elizabeth Hasselbeck's boner."

"Women have all the answers to all your questions.nnnAnd you don't even have to ask."

"What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy? A Nietzsche market!"

"Chris Hansen loses his job and has to get a new job as a cashier at Walmart ""Why don't you take a receipt?"""

"My favourite lawyer joke What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean? A good start!"

"What's the definition of eternity 4 blondes at a 4 way stop"

"Cleavage is like the Sun, you can glance at it for only a second, but if you wear sunglasses, you can look much longer."

"About a months ago I started to learn how to speak French. But then I gave up."

"I saw a hipster walking outside in the cold. He didn't have a jacket on, so I asked him why. He said he was outside before it was cool."

"I wonder what Kirstie Alley is putting frosting on right now."