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Joke of the Day
"There really should be awards for getting out of bed."
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"The worst part about being introduced to new people is the panic moment where I think ""Pay attention! Pay attention!!!"" and miss their name."
"I chuckled at this one Suicidal arsonist burned at the stake."
"I don't know why Chic-Fil-A is so popular... Their food always leaves a fowl taste in my mouth."
"What do Leonardo DiCaprio & anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common? Their odds of winning are the same"
"With Parkinsons... Every weight is shake weight!"
"My wife yelled, ""This is the LAST TIME I'm going to tell you to take out the trash"", and I thought, thank goodness THAT is finally over."
"Why are volcanoes mischievous? Because they erupt to no good."
"Don't shop when hungry. Don't date when horny. Don't update your status when drunk"
"Perfect Joke: Two peanuts were walking down the street... ...one was assaulted."