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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink."

"Q: Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank? A: Because she had an interest in the principal."

"I finally saw Kung Fu Panda. I'm certainly not an expert, but I thought the nunchuck scene looked kind of fake."

"Why did the storm trooper get an iPhone? He couldn't find the Droid he was looking for"

"I decided to be vegan! Until I realized that it was a missed steak"

"My bucket list is just the words ""afford things"" written in orange crayon on a paper towel."

"There was a man who said... ... ""I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late."""

"My husband doesn't find it nearly as amusing as I do, when I read all your tweets out loud to him. For 2 hours. Douche."

"What's the difference between President Obama and a bucket of shit? The shit's in a bucket ! *that redneck spit noise followed by a ting*"

"My friend took me to a twilight fencing class. I couldn't really see the point."