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Joke of the Day
"Remember April showers bring May flowers. But, Mayflowers being smallpox."
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"I'll pronounce vegan ""veegan"", when vegetables become ""veegetables""."
"How can you spot a blind guy at a nudist colony? It's not hard."
"What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween? Pump kin."
"Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream."
"I forgot to turn my SWAG off before I went to bed. I woke up poor and working at McDonald's."
"What does the nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeno business."
"Pluto: You dumped me, now all you do is drive by real slow and take pictures"
"If you made a triangle with sticks... would it be twigonometry?"
"Mexicans and blacks are a lot alike. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal."