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Joke of the Day

"How do you spell wrong? R?o?n?g. That's wrong. That's what you asked for isn't it?"

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"What do you call the babies born in a whorehouse? Brothel sprouts."
"My friend asked me how long I'v been married. I told him 15 years, but with the wind chill it feels like 30"
"I can't believe how different life was before *googles* Al Gore invented the Internet"
"Fishermen... ...are reel men."
"If you were a hot chick. You probably just hatched!"
"Do you have holes in your socks? You don't? Then how do you put your feet in?"