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Joke of the Day
"If I had a dollar for every punchline I forgot... Uh...damn it!"
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"Hotel guest to desk clerk: ""I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."" Desk clerk: ""No, it's regular porn you sick fuck."""
"What if Obama keeps the nuclear codes in a folder on his desktop called ""Missile-aneous""? That'd be cute."
"When my pet goldfish died my parents thought it would be a great idea to replace it with a hamster... Poor little guy drowned in seconds.."
"LOL ""Your future depends on your dreams."" So go to sleep."
"What do you call a computer that sings? A Dell"
"Brussels: 3 year old kidnapped Slept for two hours"
"Reddit is like a fridge... You know there's nothing new inside, but you check it out every ten minutes."
"What was the name of the Mongolian warlord's favorite cow? Angus Khan"
"What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress? They both started out black and blue then became white and golden"