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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom? Because freedom rings"
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"Star Wars should cast an Indian actor to play Mace Hindu."
"What shoes do Ninjas wear? Sneakers!"
"Wow!!! I farted into my iPhone and Siri told me what I had for breakfast."
"Husband says to his wife ""you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back!"" She says ""what do you expect? You're in a wheelchair."""
"Needed directions in Hollywood last weekend So last weekend in Hollywood i managed to get lost so i approached a fancy looking black couple and asked for directions . . . They gave me their baby."
"Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter? He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them."
"How you call a girl that doesnt do blowjobs ? You simply don't call her."
"Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG? Because they're campers."
"What dogs never get lost? Newfound-lands!"