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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG? Because they're campers."

"thanks, but I'M TOO FAR AWAY FOR YOU TO BE HOLDING THE DOOR OPEN FOR ME WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS STOP IT"

"I'm really glad they invented shampoo. imagine having to wash your hair with real poo?"

"How does ISIS cool down in the summer time? In a blow up pool"

"Which street fighter is the least amicable? The ryudest one!!"

"They say when you find a sea shell, pick it up, and put it to your ear, you can hear the ocean. Do you know why that is? Cause you're on the fuckin beach."

"The wifi going down on me is the most action I'm going to get tonight."

"So this guy with premature ejaculation... ...just comes out of no where!"

"My teacher told me that two words should never have the same sound. What a homophonic bigot!"

"If time means money... ...then an ATM is **A** **T**ime **M**achine."