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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG? Because they're campers."
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"Two sausages are in a frying pan One sausage turns to the other and says, ""gettin' hot in here."" The other sausage turns and says, ""holy shit a talking sausage!"""
"Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates... ... if you're fat, it won't last long."
"A man falls over and lands on a globe. He heads to the doctors. The doctor asks what's wrong. ""I've got this spain in my arsehole."""
"Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party? Ares."
"I ate too much bread at the Indian restaurant during lunch today. It was a naan issue."
"I was recently diagnosed with depression It made me sad"
"When I call her ""Hun,"" it's not short for honey. It's short for Attila."
"I was going to go to Psychic School... ...But I couldn't afford the intuition fee."
"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? ""See you next month!"""