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Joke of the Day

"What shoes do Ninjas wear? Sneakers!"

"Please don't tag me in photos where I'm not wearing my roller skates, I'm looking for a boyfriend."

"Oxygen and Magnesium are going out OMg!!"

"Saw this movie about Jewish people this afternoon.. It had a hollow cast."

"What did the Alabama Sheriff say about the black man that was stabbed seventy times? Worse case of suicide he's ever seen"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you stole daddys car! Why you steal daddys car?! (chappie joke I stole from youtube)"

"What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling? r/jokes"

"By the power vested in me by this vintage merlot, I now pronounce us husband and wife. I may now kiss the bottle."

"today my internet went out for About 3 minutes...... Met my family downstairs. They seem like nice people."

"Need to build an Ark? I Noah man..."