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Joke of the Day
"How you call a girl that doesnt do blowjobs ? You simply don't call her."
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"Worrying that ghosts watch you use the toilet is a pretty legitimate concern."
"How do you kill 15 flies at once? Slap an African child in the face."
"Let's be honest. They're windshield wipers for about a week, then they're just smudgers."
"Jack, do you think i'm a bad mother? My name is Billy."
"Anyone who says spiders are more afraid of you than you are of them... has never woken up with one on their face."
"Is it safe to visit the forests of Germany? I heard there could be a baum."
"Also, kids? Don't DM us pretending you are some school official cancelling school. Closings don't work like that. & we're not that dumb."
"Who hasn't had Somalian food? Somalian children"
"What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen? He got hurt from harmful rays"