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Joke of the Day

"LIFE HACK: hide a hot dog in your popcorn to give your date something to play with while you enjoy the movie"

"People usually say I make bad jokes. I tell them I'm not their parents."

"What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee? A humdinger."

"All I'm saying is that the cheese grater wouldn't have 4 sides if they wanted you to wash it after EVERY use."

"My kid asked me where babies came from and I was like ""Dude, ask your Mom. I still can't figure out why Garfield talks and Odie doesn't."""

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"The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence."

"How does every racist joke start? With looking over your shoulder."

"I've been locked in a room to cure my acne. I haven't broken out yet."

"My neighbor said ""nice skirt"" so I said, ""thanks, it helps me not blast Miley Cyrus at 6 in the morning, you should borrow it sometime."""