200865

Joke of the Day

"Vampires, if I want to be jabbed with a body part, teeth are not my 1st choice. Also, I have plenty of holes. No need to make new ones."

"""Hi I'm looking for a birthday card for my mom's sister"" *hands you an extremely small card* ""WHAT IS THIS A CARD FOR AUNTS"" Yes ""Perfect"""

"Why do mexicans keep getting stuck in the doorway? Because they have to pass through in doors."

"Do you know what is ""Deja POO"" ? It's the feeling that you've heard this crap before."

"Why are double amputees always wrong? Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself."

"There's nothing a floored gas pedal and cranked music can't cure."

"Thinking of adopting a child. What color should I get? Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon."

"What do you call ""nigga milk""? Coffee."

"What is a store for dogs called? A Superbarket"

"My girlfriend was just about to eat my extra long sausage But then I caught the fat bitch"