1991
Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke? Diet coke has better advertising."
Next Joke
"My girlfriend said period jokes aren't funny... So I ended up throwing away 3 pages of jokes i had written about the Victorian era."
"If you are not part of the solution, you're probably running for President"
"Why did Liberace like playing the piano? Because he sucked on the organ."
"Here's a joke! My social life!"
"Give me a compliment. A woman looks into the mirror and says to her husband: ""I feel fat, old and ugly, give me a compliment"". The man replies: ""Your eyes are still working great""."
"I heard the catchiest joke yesterday... Women's softball."
"Why are ducks funny? Cause they be quacking jokes"
"New genetics study shows that chronic diarrhea may be hereditary It runs in your jeans."
"What's black & blue and hates sex? A nun wearing a Cubs hat."