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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny"
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"I'm doing a book signing at Barnes & Noble today. Nobody asked me to. It's not even my book."
"Had bacon this morning, made Monday joke, drinking coffee, will masturbate later. I AM TWITTER!"
"I went to the zoo the other day.. I went to the zoo the other day, but there was only one animal... It was a Shit-zoo"
"im a proud member of an elitist clique which spawned from the entenmann's bakery product support forums back in the early '00s"
"I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday... He said it's the most violent book he's ever read."
"Joke (for adults) Okay, so I'm going to tell you- HEY LOOK THOSE IDIOTS THE U.S. GOVERNMENT JUST LOWERED OUR TAXES"
"Mexican and black jokes are all the same....... Once you have heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!"
"The guy who developed Fractals.. The guy who developed fractals was Benoit B Mandelbrot, I heard the 'B' stood for 'Benoit B Mandelbrot'"
"CW: What'd you have for breakfast? Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios? Me: No."