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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke? ...she shattered his jaw!"

"I have no idea how the cavemen could afford to eat paleo."

"Just farted in 3 different languages! Thanks, Rosetta Stone!"

"Those men drinking battery acid Will soon be charged"

"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic who stayed up all night debating the existence of Dog?"

"Whats the difference between reddit and hell? Hell *fires* bad people"

"I was at the ATM when an old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance... So I pushed her over."

"Idea: A Transformers movie that can transform into a much better movie."

"Why don't Australians have sex? Because they mate. ...I'll let myself out."

"Christmas breakup: play Lexus commercial theme, when they run outside have all their crap packed for them on your driveway, lock the door."