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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between reddit and hell? Hell *fires* bad people"
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"What subject did the Warlock major in at University? Fel-osophy"
"Other uses for chloroform 1) A great conversational piece when talking to the cops about using it 2) Make the day go by faster 3) And finally, as a reagent."
"Today I don't feel like doing anything. Except you"
"Roses are brown, Violets are brown.. Who the fuck took a shit in my garden?"
"Q) What do you call a group of 8 rabbits? A) Rabbyte!"
"We have much to learn about the fabric of space-time. But we know you can't make a decent sweater out of it. Too scratchy."
"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Strokin' Off"
"Can I list french fries as my significant other?"
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away... Too bad we all can't be asthmatics!"