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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic who stayed up all night debating the existence of Dog?"
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"Started a new religion Doesn't matter, had sects."
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"What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?... Make me one with everything."
"Attention crazy man on the subway: this is God. Please start telling everyone else in the car what I'm saying to you."
"A Roman gladiator walks into a bar... ...and holds up two fingers. ""Give me five beers, please."""
"Brushed my teeth before my breakfast and now my vodka tastes funny. :("
"I know someone who's addicted to brake fluid. They say they can stop any time."