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Joke of the Day
"Idea: A Transformers movie that can transform into a much better movie."
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"How do you figure out which contestant in a Ms. America pageant is a prostitute? Look for the one with the sash that says ""I da ho""."
"How many Italians can you fit in a bathtub? Don'tworryaboutit."
"My wife is a big Tennis fan and was telling me how distracting she finds the constant grunting noises during the women's matches. I have promised her I will stop."
"Did you hear about the fish that married the duck? They got along swimmingly"
"What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff."
"Bisexual girls are like spaghetti. Straight until wet."
"""What should we call the 5th month?"" May I suggest- ""Great suggestion. May it is"""
"18 is TOO young to get married! You can't even buy booze at 18! If you can't buy booze, how the hell are you gonna make a marriage work?!?"
"That outfit is very becoming on you Then again, if I was on you, I would be cumming, too."