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Joke of the Day

"the only one of its kind on this sub Want to hear a dirty joke? horse fell in the mud!"

"There's a new Fast & Furious ride at Universal Studios I really hope I don't get Paul Walkers car"

"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!"

"I heard Reddit likes puns so I posted ten of them thinking at least one would reach the first page No pun in ten did"

"Aliens who abducted a drunk Russian gave in... and let him drive for a bit."

"I called a rape advice line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims."

"If I had a time machine I'd destroy the invention of autotune and say ""good luck being famous now you talentless brats!"""

"Modern feminism."

"I'm a Poet... and I didn't even realise until just then."

"Why was the 6 month old African baby crying? (x-post from ImGoingToHellForThis) It was having a mid-life crisis."