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Joke of the Day

"What's the last thing you want to hear when you're giving a blow job to Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""

"Why do black people have white on their palms? There's a little bit of good in everybody."

"hey babe i got this new cologne called colon and i smell like my digestive system i hope you like it"

"[pick-up line] Your like perfect ionizing energy to my electrons ... You really make me excited"

"So is the Pope like... single now?"

"Where does Santa keep his nuts? In his nutsack..."

"They say that blondes are dumb, but I've gotten a brunette to marry me too."

"CNN: The boy who cried Breaking News."

"Dyslexic, you say? How do you spell that?"

"What is it called when a blind deaf man commits murder? Senseless Slaughter..."