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Joke of the Day

"Dyslexic, you say? How do you spell that?"

"I'm so happy Leonardo finally got an award, he was such a brilliant inventor and painter."

"Have you ever been to an Amish party? Those guys really raise the roof!"

"My son asked if masturbating made you blind. Depends on where you're aiming."

"Oprah just came out with a line of vibrators They're called ""the O""."

"I heard Justin Bieber has an 8 inch cock But it's in his ass and belongs to Usher"

"How to respond when asked if you watched the Super Bowl. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"I saw the army of Lichtenstein the other day. He was a really nice guy."

"Holy shit there's a spider under my keyboard I think it's under control"

"Don't ever let anybody outshine you in life. If that means arriving at someone's funeral in a casket, then so be it."