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Joke of the Day
"What do you call ratting out the President's daughter for smoking weed? High treason."
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"Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards? The stamps kept falling off the rocks!"
"Me=dad make me a sandwich dad prove you are a sandwich"
"How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza? Little Ceasars"
"So my girlfriend called me a pedophile the other day... And I said that's a big word for a 5 year old."
"""It got weird, didn't it? "" *Leaves on a pogo stick.*"
"A study shows 95% of black men enjoy sex in the shower the other 5% haven't been to prison"
"There's a spider that's been in the same place on my living room wall for an hour so he's essentially also watching Shrek."
"Have you heard about the new female doctor who can cure illness with all natural, homeopathic remedies? Look her up! She just goes by the name, ""Miss Information"" Edit: source - South Park"
"Was in the hot tub a full 3 minutes before I noticed the floating chipmunk so probably don't ask me questions about a crime scene"